MY GRANDMA PASTA CAME IN CHEES - OVVERO ,COME DISTRUGGERE L'INGLESE, ANDATA E RITORNO (prima parte)

Ed ecco le prime perle di produzione scritta....
- What do you want to eat?   I need a pain.
                                             Can I have a PANIN????
                                             I like bread and SALAM
-We stop for one  MOUTH   ON   hotel.
- Caccia all'intruso.... in the company of my mum, my dad and my father (!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- I had swimming in the see and laghe.
- I and my family did an explorEtion of THREES (333333333333333)
- Other was went a hotel, in the sea, it a could. Other werearrivati an house.
- What a you have brought?
- When are the snake? I very good.
- I and my uncle and my mum, let's go to a summer.
- They don't a boring, was a brought in the home.
- I'm and my cousin every night the take a drunk "thé" peace.

Che, dopo comprensibile shock iniziale, ho decodificato, anche senza Stele di Rosetta....