ER PATATA STRIKES BACK.....

Terminiamo la seconda Bamba con Er Patata...

You buy sanduic

You was build windows

I were study

Jeez, what an afternoon!!!!!!!!!!!

FIOCCANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mamma mia, here I go again, my my, how can I resist ......this????????????????

- he was invited to the party but we did not want to go through a little girl  (secondo me la bimba ha letto un po' troppe pagine di Fifty Shades....)

- they had died but was resurrected (Easter pirl)

- we were at the fair but we had fun, we thought   (se non sapessi da chi arriva....alla fiera si va per PENSARE...si dice così adesso???? Oppure la fanciulla era a little stoned e si chiede se forse era alla fiera, perchè era tutto luci e giri di testa???)

- You were always attached to  the phone (GOSH...attached....significa ALLEGATO in commercial English!!!)

FIOCCHI DI NEVE

E per par condicio, visto che non si può lasciar fuori una seconda, ecco ora la mitica performance della seconda Lumachine.....

- Mothertongue teacher: Can you understand?................CAN-YOU-UNDERSTAND???

Davanti ai miei attoniti occhi e davanti agli occhi stupiti di Mothertongue si è presentata una scena raccapricciante....lentamente, ma inesorabilmente, uno dopo l'altro si sono tutti ALZATI IN PIEDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mesi di verifiche di verbi irregolari e bastano un paio di settimane per confondere STAND con UNDERSTAND......

I HAD ONLY LOST MY INSPIRATION.............

Non sono stata incenerita dall'asteroide Giacobbo, nemmeno Santa Lucia mi ha caricato sul suo ciuchino portandomi alle Bahamas....wish she had done it!!!!!!!!!
Avevo solo perso l'ispirazione, grazie ad un periodo scolastico very tough...
Ma sarà la neve, che mi rende romantica, sarà la seconda Bamba....
Ed ecco che lieve cade la correcscion...anzi, la non correcscion, per far gustare fino in fondo di che pasta è fatta la seconda Bamba!

 2)You were alwails win

 3)He was hade a wii

 4)She was a sac beutifol            LOVE THIS!

 5)It was build a chairs

 6)We were cost a car                 DON'T TELL MR MARCHIONNE!!!!

 7)You were sit a chairs

 8)They were burn a chairs

 9)I was a playstation                  BOY, YOU MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

10)You were draw a car

11) It was a xbox

12)He was buy a t-shirt

13)She was let a school.             POETIC CLIMAX IS ALWAYS AT THE END!